Are you often a dollar short and an hour late? Here are surefire ways to kill brain cells and wipe out work schedules in one easy blow:
1). Take out your dear grandmother as your excuse for being late…
she’d understand how you need more time … and that her fictitious funeral could buy you a few extra days to work…. Just be careful not to drop the same bad news into the same circle more than once because people will start to question your story’s validity….2). Spend more time creating reasons for your lateness… than you spend working on any project…. You can get better and better at writing these and could even start an Internet service selling your excuses to less gifted writers who need to buy time….
3). Don’t waste your money on a plan book or daily calendar. Instead just wing it and enjoy your days … after all you work hard and you deserve a break from routines….
4). Blame somebody else – anybody will do – hey… there’s enough blame to go around when you think of all the people who’d work against your success if they could….
5). Stop procrastinating … but only after you get around to it. In the meantime spend as much time as possible wishing things were better.
Keep waiting for that tomorrow to slip you a better shot at getting the work done. After all you’ve grown more brain cells for wishing then for working….. Did you know that each time you hand in work late – you grow dendrite brain connectors to hand the next work in late…?
The good news is that you can also reboot your brain for timeliness that will get you back on schedule. Complete one project on time today and your brain will help you to nail another one on time tomorrow…. It's how the brain works in your favor and rewires itself through what you do. What do you think?
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