Your worldview rewires itself whenever teens tell about history in biblical terms....as they did in these collected essays, which 
claimed....
“The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge rectangular cube. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Span.”
“Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the
“Without the Greeks, we wouldn’t have history." Signed...."The Greeks.”
“Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. Hey killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. In the Olympic games.”
“Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Greeks.”
“Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames"
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